Walk of Shame. In a state park.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I intend to get homeless drunk
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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