Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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