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ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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