Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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