i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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