It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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