The brown eye won't let me do that either.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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