It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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