My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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