i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
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Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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