??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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