Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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