It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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