when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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