Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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