i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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