I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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