And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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