no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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