We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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