I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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