just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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