i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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