That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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