I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So vagazzling was a success
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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