some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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