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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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