Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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