how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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