Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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