the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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