How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize