am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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