Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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