FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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