Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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