Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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