Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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