Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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