How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Success! We fucked roommates!
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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