Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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