all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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