I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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