Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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