This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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