I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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