if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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