how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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