i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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