We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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