if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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