let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am naked and annoyed.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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