Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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