fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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