i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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